Friday, May 23, 2008

Before I forget: Present history of the future


List of things I might forget in the techno-future:

  1. That not having or updating a blog used to be ok
  2. How to transport things without a USB stick
  3. How to store things without a hard disk
  4. The difference between a SCSI and a parallel zip-drive
  5. To be quiet in a non-electronic library
  6. How to make paintings without Photoshop or Illustrator
  7. How to post a letter
  8. That mail only used to come one time a day
  9. How to play a game without my PS2
  10. How to communicate to people directly
  11. That in the train I used to listen to other people’s conversations instead of my iPod
  12. How to get a date without a social networking site
  13. How to get money from a bank cashier
  14. That people used to argue over directions in the car instead of using Tom-Tom
  15. That people used to look at the signs on the road instead of their GPS coordinates
  16. How to write with a pen
  17. How to calculate without a calculator
  18. That Ctrl Z does not undo my actions in real life
  19. What Typex is
  20. How to spell correctly – without Word
  21. That I cannot elongate my legs or get rid of pimps with just a simple retouch
  22. To smile at the shop assistant instead of my computer after a latest purchase
  23. That I had to walk to my TV to turn it on
  24. That I used to book my tickets at a travel agency
  25. To be careful when putting on a record because a replacement needle cost 50 Guilders.
  26. What’s on a Guilder (God zij met ons) instead of what’s on my Chipknip
  27. That modern music piracy meant borrowing a cd from the library and put it on a music tape
  28. How to fix a music tape with Scottish tape
  29. Not to press but to actually dial a number on my land line
  30. Where to develop my pictures – and having to wait to see them
  31. That I cannot walk around with a device because it is plugged in – it has wires
  32. That I used to have an address book stored in my drawer and not on my mobile
  33. That I used to ask information about train services at the train station
  34. That I used to ask my teacher instead of Google if I wanted to know something
  35. That WWW stood for waiting, waiting and more waiting
  36. That CD-I was the latest invention
  37. That I manually had to allocate memory to my Mac applications
  38. How to give a presentation with a slide projector
  39. How to make things move without Flash
  40. Not to worry about charging my phone -as I did not have one
  41. That Windows computers used to crash (o, they still do…)
  • That the world is not my desktop
  • ......
Before we'll forget, I created this 'memorial' list on technical practices for 'future reference'
...please feel free to comment or add!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How to load computer games from tape (+the sound :)
What high speed dubbing is
Not to jump near a record

Anonymous said...

That I used to wait for my water to whistle instead of hearing a click..

Anonymous said...

Having to wait a week to see the next episode of my favorite TV show

Anonymous said...

Having to go to the library for writing a paper or thesis instead of just going on the Internet

Anonymous said...

Well written article.